when internetz are not to be found...

...I photoshop lame things like this:

I actually really really suck at using photoshop, even after having a class on how to use it. 

I bought a dress yesterday from Mango for $even euros (whooo rebajas!!) which somehow reminds me of this type of galaxy photo, even though it's like faded blue stretchy material, which actually should probably remind me of the 90's rather than stars. Whatever. 

On an unrelated note, I think you should go check out ALEX'S BLOG, because he has a funny question posted, and you should comment on it, because I want to know what you think too. Oh kay? Oh kay.

EDIT: I am fully HTML/computer/technology retarded, I just figured out how to make my images bigger when I post, and it made me really giddy and happy for a second, before I realized that in fact I am retarded for not figuring this out earlier. Whoopsy. Anyway, enjoy.

killing it

the sartorialist seems to be killing it lately, in the best way possible. usually I am not a huge fan of the style of outfits he shoots, but there are some badass looks from milano right now. I sorta want to wear this outfit while simultaneously marrying this guy, while he's wearing this outfit. sexy sexy italians.

♥

I am so happy that I have someone to kiss and hold on to.

(all photos from here)

Would you be my fucking boyfriend?

This is a list of the boys I would have if I could.  Some of them are fictional, some are not, and if they ever asked me to have their babies I gratefully would do so. And by the way that's saying a lot since I probably would not be willing to birth anything even if I was like the last human being left on the planet. But for these guys I'd do it. I would subject my body to the degredation of child-bearing. Anyway, on to the list.

1. Dr. Horrible. I would die to be his super-villainess girlfriend.

watch him here

And seriously watch it or I will never forgive you. And the irony of the first sentence would be lost on you. You'll love it I promise.

2. Fred and George Weasley. I love these two. Everyone knows (or at least by now they should know) how much I love me a red head, and ones that behave like Fred and George I would gladly allow to take full advantage of me. It also helps that I imagine that they look like this:

3. Matthew Santos. As my friend Sara said "Its like if Ray Lamontagne and Jason Mraz had a baby that was sung to sleep each night by Ella Fitzgerald." That is what Matthew Santos sounds like. And he looks good too.

listen to him here

Ok I got bored of this list, so I'm moving on.

I got an award from the sweet Saray! That's fun news, here it is:

Saray says "this award is given for recognition of cultural, ethical, literary, and personal values transmitted in the form of creative and original writing" and I just used her words. I'm very honored to have this award given to me, and now I'm passing it on to Susanna, and Daisychain. Both these girls express themselves and their views of the world in wonderful words (and usually pictures to support those).

And I think that's it. My head is rather unconnected from my body right now, and my rap music is distracting me. 

LOVE YOU ALL MUCHO!

I don't even mind that when you're not furrowing your brow you look retarded

I'm sure Zoolander had it right, and that male models are a vapid waste of space (or gay, or otherwise not worth my time (i.e. already have gorgeous model girlfriends...)), but they sure as hell are pretty to look at. Gimme one of these boys and I won't even mind if they don't know the difference between "you're" and "your"!

gordon bothe

josh beech

oh p.s. I don't know if any of you read my blog back in the good old days when no one read my blog, so check out this post and try to find sexy little joshy!

OH p.p.s. you guys all rock and make me happy and shit. ALSO I'm reading all the Harry Potter books again which may or may not be good for my health. I've thoroughly decided that the next guy I am with (btdubs I have horrid luck with guys, perhaps because of lists like this...) will be the perfect mix of Fred and George Weasley, will be able to sing, will be taller than me, intelligent and intellectual, have a wonderful sense of style, and will give good massages. 

carrots and cupcakes and blueberries to you all

LOVE ANGELA

p.p.p.s. I'm supposed to be job hunting right now. fuck you blogsphere for distracting me! 

woe is me

I found this picture on the sartorialist, then fell in love with David Brunier. Everyone who knows me knows my intense weakness for redheads, so of course a red head with blue eyes, perfect facial structure and a beautifully delicate mixture of sexy and innocent make my heart melt. 

 

Now I'm going to go cry, and stuff my face with icecream, because he's not my boyfriend (and probably likes other boys...considering his prettiness and occupation).

Idol-itry

Lately I've been feeling like dressing all kick ass and rock star like, and as I was listening to my beloved 80's mix Billy Idol's White Wedding came on. I then had an epiphany. I want to dress like Billy Idol. He is badass sexiness.